We have, among our friendships, our acquaintances and our families, women who place a definite value on marriage. And they do so with full knowledge of what they are doing, because for couples who have made a success of their marriage, there is nothing better than a reliable partner with whom you can share everything, in the good times as in the less good ones.
In this race towards marriage, each woman goes about it according to her values and her lived experience. Some will rest the weight of that search on their own frail shoulders; others, aware of their human frailties, will entrust that burden to a higher being, to God. Among this latter group, and you can see clearly where I am going with this, there are those who invest 100% of their time in church. Churches these days are many and varied, and they offer such a wide range of activities that the faithful can lose themselves in them. This extra-active involvement means that some women forget that time also has to be invested out in the field, because the church does not offer everything.
Investing time out in the field means showing yourself open and available to meeting people “all over the city.” In concrete terms, this amounts to having a varied social life, an interesting circle of friends, trying your hand at new things, and being a slut.
I know this word may come as a shock, but it points to a reality that will be explained to you and, I hope, understood by the end of this article.
Some women may not realize it, but…
…all men are perverts (even the littlest ones!): I am not talking about the narcissistic pervert who means to harm his neighbour or to abuse a woman. I am talking about that form of positive perversity that makes a man appreciate a woman’s shapes, her curves, her delights and her protuberances. For married couples, we would be talking about looking at your wife again in a new light, taking in all the physical assets that make her an exceptional woman: a beautiful bust, a backside that is nicely full and nicely rounded, an eloquently sexual body language, and so on. Men are crazy about that!
…all men love sex: I am not talking about that love of sex that sends a man from one partner to the next without warning, with an immoderate thirst to satisfy a physiological need. I am talking about the deep desire to enjoy a moment of passionate sexuality with a woman one loves or desires. That moment represents an instant of escape in which a man recovers all his virility and puts it to the test of satisfying himself but, first and above all, of offering seventh heaven to a woman who deserves it. Men adore that!
…all men love novelty: I am not talking about that frantic race after novelty that makes a man want to taste several women and tire quickly of one in favour of another. I am talking about that thirst for novelty discovered and rediscovered with the same partner. It is part of the physical and physiological exploration of each other’s bodies with a view to a “work in progress.” We are never finished discovering ourselves, so how could we ever think we are finished discovering the other? Men glorify that!
Now that this is clear: ladies, you have to be a good slut in order to tame, or simply to have, a man. Not the shameless slut with a frivolous appetite for sex who goes from one partner to the next. But that adventurous woman who is keen on sex done well and interested in letting herself be discovered by her spouse, or by a man who deserves it.
Here is what the good slut does:
She makes herself desired: being enterprising, she creates opportunities and does not simply sit waiting for the man to make up his mind. If, as a single woman, you spend all your time at church, if you do not leave room in your calendar to go out and meet people, talk to strangers and build up your address book, how could you possibly end up in a relationship? Some people do the same things from Monday to Friday, from the 1st of January to the 31st of December, and hope for different results. Monday, rest after work. Tuesday, television at home. Wednesday, choir rehearsal. Thursday, prayer group meeting. Friday, rest so as to start the weekend right. Saturday, final rehearsal before the service. Sunday, service and getting ready for the week. And then around again!
She stirs her man up when he is away from her : the COVID-19 pandemic changed the face of the world and the way relationships are lived. Single people have not really had much chance to meet anyone. Married partners see each other at home all day long. That excitement of seeing your partner again has vanished. The single woman has to find a way to awaken in a man the urge to cross the city to come and see her. The married woman has to stir up in her man the desire to come home and take her in his arms. What we are talking about here is daring photos while he is out of the house, to tell him what he is missing, or fine lingerie for when he comes home in the evening.
She invites her man to daring places: think of an evening at the spa for physical closeness, or exquisite culinary experiences such as the restaurant O Noir in Montréal, for example. That restaurant plunges you into a tasting of dishes in a darkened room without the slightest source of light. You can taste the other person’s meal, make a mistake and stroke their hand while reaching for your fork, or, for the bolder ones, why not improvise a dance in the dark? In any case, the other diners cannot see you either. You can book here, or recreate the atmosphere in one of the rooms of your home. Want to know how? Write to me!
She offers to give him a massage : massage is one of the most sensual activities in the world. A good erotic oil, gentle technique and a room filled with scents, and the trick is done. You are in a relationship but you have never offered to massage your man. My dear, go and confess. I am not going to dwell on this at length, but the virtues of a good massage are many: getting him to relax, easing the nerves, discovering erogenous zones and others besides, and ending the evening on an aphrodisiac note, who knows!?
She takes the man by surprise: as we noted above, a man, by his very nature, loves novelty. During an evening drive, it would be worth thinking about pulling over for an improvised bit of pleasure. Other strategies for surprise include brushing up against him while you are washing the dishes, or exploring other rooms of the house. A man generally does not ask for all that much: a plunging neckline, a piercing look, moistened lips, a clinging dress, an expressive walk, a miniskirt worn on purpose, a calm and reassuring voice, and above all, doing on Thursday what he would never have imagined of you on Tuesday.
Everything above is meant to lead to this conclusion: before falling asleep at church on the pretext that you want a husband, a companion, or even that you want to save your marriage, know that as a woman, God has provided you with countless assets. Use them! A respectable woman in public, a formidable woman in private; such is the secret.
In the end, to be a top woman, leave no door shut:
Be half churchwoman, half slut.
Let our God breathe a little, give Him a rest,
And truly, He would feel at His best.
Be the churchwoman who believes in the Most High,
But also the slut who takes us up sky-high.
M.Z.
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